Saturday, January 30, 2010

Hard Workin' Pharmacist

Here's a popular Brooks and Dunn song that I rewrote to fit my own profession. Try to read along to the tune of "Hard Workin' Man."

Hard Workin' Pharmacist

I'm a hard workin' man
I wear a bleached white coat
I can type, label, count pills, and check
And do all these things with the help of a tech
I can't pay off loans, no matter how hard I try
I'll be in deep debt until the day I die

Got everything I own
By overworking my brain
Studied all night long while I was in school
And all those tests were downright cruel
So now I'm workin' overtime checkin' scripts all day
Such long shifts, I really need a raise

I'm a hard, hard workin' man
Checkin'g hundreds of scripts just as quickly as I can
I rarely ever even see the sun
Just gotta clear another shift here
Without killing someone

Come Friday night
I'm still standing at work
I haven't peed since I left the house
On days I work, I don't see my spouse
But come Monday morning, I'll be back here again
On my feet all day 'til 10 pm

I'm a hard, hard workin' man
Checkin' hundreds of scripts just as quickly as I can
I rarely ever even see the sun
Just gotta clear another shift here
Without killing someone

Can't wait to get up on Tuesday
And do it all over again
Well, I'm a hard livin', hard workin' man

1 comment:

Katie said...

Hahahaha!!! So true!
My fav is you haven't peed since you left the house.
hahaha