Hard Workin' Pharmacist

Here's a popular Brooks and Dunn song that I rewrote to fit my own profession. Try to read along to the tune of "Hard Workin' Man."

Hard Workin' Pharmacist

I'm a hard workin' man

I wear a bleached white coat

I can type, label, count pills, and check

And do all these things with the help of a tech

I can't pay off loans, no matter how hard I try

I'll be in deep debt until the day I die

Got everything I own

By overworking my brain

Studied all night long while I was in school

And all those tests were downright cruel

So now I'm workin' overtime checkin' scripts all day

Such long shifts, I really need a raise

I'm a hard, hard workin' man

Checkin'g hundreds of scripts just as quickly as I can

I rarely ever even see the sun

Just gotta clear another shift here

Without killing someone

Come Friday night

I'm still standing at work

I haven't peed since I left the house

On days I work, I don't see my spouse

But come Monday morning, I'll be back here again

On my feet all day 'til 10 pm

I'm a hard, hard workin' man

Checkin' hundreds of scripts just as quickly as I can

I rarely ever even see the sun

Just gotta clear another shift here

Without killing someone

Can't wait to get up on Tuesday

And do it all over again

Well, I'm a hard livin', hard workin' man