Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Obama is Still a Joke



In this video alone, the smartest American president ever...

  • can't name one player on what he claims was his favorite baseball team as a child
  • can't name one player on the other team (Chicago Cubs) he mentions as a team with many players he liked
  • also says he's an A's fan since he grew up in Hawaii, despite labeling himself a "Southside kid"
  • mispronounced the stadium of his "favorite" team by calling it "Cominskey Park"
  • pretends to understand the concept of "blue collar baseball" in which the White Sox organization supposedly participates
Some things we can infer from this video...
  • Obama is not really a White Sox fan
  • Obama is not really a Cubs fan
  • Obama simply changes the subject when he can't complete simple tasks like, "Name a player."
  • Obama is out of touch with things average Americans can relate to (like naming a player on your favorite sports team).  I know kindergartners that can do that!
  • Obama still throws like a girl!  
Seriously, did you see that throw?  My 2 year old niece throws better than that.  I remember Bush putting it right down the middle at these events year after year.  Barack Obama is quite possibly one of the lamest examples of a man I have ever seen, let alone a man who is the leader of the free world.  

Additionally, the only good thing about the NCAA tournament being over is that I no longer have to watch the morons at ESPN drool over Obama's bracket.  They even went out of their way displaying the president's intelligence by pointing out the fact that he correctly picked two of the teams in the Women's Final Four.  Considering the fact that most people could have done that before the women's season even started, that feat is not too spectacular.  He probably does relate better to women's sports, however, since he throws a baseball and shoots a basketball like one.

Maybe we really need to see his birth certificate to check his gender and not his birthplace.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you really need a new hobby