Thursday, September 24, 2009

Praise Obama... and at Taxpayer Expense!



Some problems I have with this video:
  • A kid would probably get expelled for singing "Jesus Loves Me" or praying in the corner, but this kind of trash is actually encouraged.
  • These kids probably haven't memorized the Pledge of Allegiance yet, but taxpayer dollars are being used on teachers who would rather manipulate and corrupt these impressionable minds than actually teach them something useful.  How about some arithmetic?
  • Since I'm reminded of songs I learned in Sunday School, when the line "Red, yellow, black, or white" is recited,  aren't these teachers ripping off lyrics from another song meant to praise a real savior?  I guess plagiarism is an approved form of writing in public schools now.  (That's also a pretty bold claim to assume that all racial groups are equal in Obama's eyes.)
  • Fox News is the only major news site mentioning this story on their website right now.  The alarming school-related story being covered by MSNBC is that some girls were called bad names at school.  Lions and tiger and bears... Oh My!!!
Good things about this video:
  • I don't have children.
For the parts of the song you can't understand, lyrics are listed here.


Saturday, September 19, 2009

Tickets and Pharmacy Remarks

I'm trying something a little bit different today by bringing you a blog post in high quality video.  I assumed that since everyone was so awestruck by my appearance on News 2 last week, you would enjoy seeing more video footage of your favorite blogger.  Enjoy!


Sunday, September 13, 2009

News 2

I was interviewed leaving work Saturday night by the reported from News 2.  It was my first television appearance.  Click here to see the video and let me know what you think.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Speech Evaluation: Part 2

As you noticed in my earlier post, I am really in the mood for analyzing speeches given by our fearless leader.  In this one, I will actually pull out specific comments and explore the context and true meanings of such statements.

After requiring oral promethazine to get through the speech on Tuesday, I elected not to view the live broadcast of this one in order to avoid hospitalization.  Instead, I simply read the text after the fact.  (It also prevents me from being lulled in by Obama's legendary oratory skills.)

We'll start with a comment from the introduction.  Before he even began to mention health care, he was busy patting himself on the back about the economy.

I can stand here with confidence and say that we have pulled this economy back from the brink.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the unemployment rate just jumped again and is now a staggering 9.7%.  Don't bother trying to correct me.  I'm never wrong.

Obama continues...

We are the only advanced democracy on Earth - the only wealthy nation - that allows such hardships for millions of its people ... In just a two year period, one in every three Americans goes without health care coverage at some point.

The irony here is that Betty Clair and I would fit in this category because "at some point" after graduation, we went without health insurance.  But, guess what?  We chose to not have insurance.  Oh, the humanity!

More and more Americans worry that if you move, lose your job, or change your job, you'll lose your health insurance...

So, if I were to leave CVS and go work for Walgreens or Rite Aid, it would be reasonable for me to expect CVS to pay for my our medical coverage.  This would rank high on a list of "Most Asinine Comments ever Made" for most people, but it's really just another routine claim for BO.

Our health care system is placing an unsustainable burden on taxpayers.

Edited out after this sentence was, "but we are so arrogant that we feel it is the duty of taxpayers to pay for a child's Adderall so that his unwed mother of seven doesn't have to bother with raising him."  Okay, I can't verify that one for sure, but it really does go along with his ideology.

...if you are among the hundreds of millions of Americans who already have health insurance through your job, Medicare, Medicaid, or the VA, nothing in this plan will require you or your employer to change the coverage or the doctor you have.

But, don't you think there will be lots of employers who will view this as an easy way to dump some expenses by dropping medical benefits for their employees?  It would almost be absurd not to do so.  Since they will ultimately be funding this plan anyway, regardless of what the president says, why not escape some costs and actually still cover your employees in a more indirect way?

...it will be against the law for insurance companies to deny you coverage because of a pre-existing condition.

So, go ahead and become a fattie, a drunk, or a dope head, because if being unattractive and nasty isn't enough incentive to keep you from ruining your body, now you don't even have to worry about increased costs of health care!  Hooray for Rosie O'Donnell!

For those individuals and small businesses who still can not afford the lower-priced insurance available in the exchange, we will provide tax credits, the size of which will be based on your need.

This segment of Obama's health care proposal is based on the teachings of one of his role models who once said, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs."  Okay, okay, I'll give you a second to let it sink in that Obama does not actually already know everything in the world, but has acquired a few ideas from others over the years.

Improving our health care system only works if everybody does their part.

Again, this is based on the teachings of Karl Marx.  See the trend:  If you have the ability to pay more taxes, more will be taken from you.  If you take care of yourself and require less coverage, less will be given to you.  What an incentive!

Regarding the honesty of insurance companies being kept in check, Obama said it will be done

the same way public colleges and universities provide additional choice and competition to students without in any way inhibiting a vibrant system of private colleges and universities.
I still think this was just his attempt at sarcasm.  In fact, he doesn't even believe this as it pertains to his own life.  If he really felt this were true, then why did President Obama go to Columbia University and Harvard Law School instead of utilizing the wonderful public colleges and universities?  There's an example to ponder.

I'll finish now with one more statement from the president since I've probably rambled on far too long, anyway.  Toward the end of the speech, the  president said,

One of the unique and wonderful things about America has always been our self-reliance, our rugged individualism, our fierce defense of freedom, and our healthy skepticism of government.

Hold up!  Doesn't this go against everything he believes in and is trying to incorporate with his health care agenda?  Self-reliance?  That aspect is seen nowhere in this plan since everyone would be entirely reliant on the government.  Rugged individualism?  Then why will every patient be treated exactly the same way according to government regulated treatment protocols?  Defense of freedom?  There would not be any freedom to choose your level of coverage.  There would only exist denials of freedom.  Skepticism of government?  Well, he is actually right on with that one.  In fact, it may be the only factual statement in the entire address.  Most people these days are pretty skeptical of our government, and the reasons for their skepticism are legitimate and justified.

Sorry for making that such a long post.  There was just a lot of crap (literally) to discuss on this one.  If you're reading this, you're probably the only person beside my mom who made it this far.  Congratulations!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Speech Evaluation: Part 1

According to what I read on Hot Air earlier today, Obama recently finished giving speech number 263 after being in office for only 231 days.  Ironically, these appearances used to boost his ratings, but nowadays they seem to be having the opposite effect.  Now, let's consider the presentation he gave to the nation's students earlier this week.

Although it caused me a great deal of abdominal discomfort, I actually did tune in to view the "School Speech" that was given on Tuesday.  However, the highly anticipated address actually turned out to be rather bland and boring.  Just some more of, "Do your homework," "Study hard," blah, blah, blah.  

For the most part, this was basically just another example of the president using our tax dollars to aggrandize himself and score some political points.  He actually used the word "I" a total of 56 times in a speech that lasted only about 15 minutes.  This means he referred to himself approximately every 16 seconds.  But, who's counting?

Furthermore, did anyone else realize that he used Michael Jordan as an example for "not giving up," while simultaneously telling the kids to stop dreaming about being professional athletes?  Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense.

The presentation, which originally included a lesson plan requiring students to compose an essay explaining what they can do to help Obama spread socialism, actually just turned out to be another boring opportunity for teenagers to hear, "Stay in school and work hard."  Isn't this really just something their teachers should be telling them every day instead of wasting thousands and thousands of our tax dollars to cover security, transportation, and nourishment for all the personnel necessary for such an event?

The more remarkable news of this occasion is that a bunch of regular citizens were eventually able to change the subjects of his oration and prevent the infamous "lesson plan" from being implemented.  However, the audacity displayed by the White House for proposing the lesson plan in the first place is quite telling.  Is that really listed as a role of the federal government somewhere, or am I just confused?

My Rating:  3/10
The message was somewhat encouraging and mostly non-political, but still very self-serving a huge waste of resources that could have just been left in my checking account.

Evaluation of Health Care Speech to come later today...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

In Good Company


Considering all the ceremony fostered with the passing of Senator Ted Kennedy, I felt obliged to assemble a short list of other men and women with similar qualities and backgrounds whose passing should also justify such grandeur when they depart from this world.


If you're still trying to figure out what particular quality these people share, it is that everyone of them has, or might as well have, gone through life unpunished for causing or assisting in the murder of another human being.  Senator Kennedy's name fits in quite well the list of murderers.  What a legacy!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Baseball, Niagara Falls, Etc.

I guess I will try to rekindle my efforts of keeping this blog going by telling you about our most recent vacation.

Last week, we decided to take a road trip to see one of The Seven Forgotten Natural Wonders of the World, Niagara Falls.  According to MapQuest, the trip would require about 12 hours in the car just to get there, so we thought it would be best to break the trip up a bit and enjoy some other activities along the way.

Since our planned route went through some larger cities in Ohio, we decided to make stops in Cincinnati and Cleveland to catch a couple of baseball games on the way. We spent our first night in Cincinnati and watched the Reds get pounded by the Nationals.  Our hotel was close enough to the stadium (2 miles) that we took advantage of the proximity and walked through town to get to the stadium.  We also walked most of the way to Cock and Bull English Pub to eat supper and even got a "War Eagle" along the way... nearly brought a tear to my eye.  

The next morning we attempted to make it all the way to Niagara Falls, New York in order to see the falls before sunset.  Unbeknownst to us, the Maxima didn't have the same travel plans.  After stopping just a few minutes outside of Cincinnati to get gas, the starter went out in the car.  Luckily, we broke down at a gas station next to a PepBoys, which I would assume is one of very few places employing fairly legitimate mechanics that is open on a Sunday.  The PepBoys was only next door, but you had to move the car uphill to get it there.  My attempt to push it up the hill was unsuccessful, so we used our newest toy, a Garmin nuvi 1300, to help us find a tow truck to pull it there.

Break:  I hear Ann Coulter's voice on the television in the living room.  Be right back!

On with the story... 

With more good fortune, the tow truck driver was on his way to move another automobile and said he would be passing our location on the way.  Since it was convenient, he said he would move it for $20 as long as I wouldn't tell his boss, but I let him keep a nice tip for helping us out so much.  PepBoys was able to put us on the list and we were able to get away far cheaper, but not quicker, than I had hoped.

We did finally make it to the Elizabeth House just before 10:00 that night where our hosts informed us that we could take a short walk down the street to make it just in time to see fireworks over the waterfall.  Since we skipped supper in order to make better time, we then dined at the Hard Rock Cafe since it was the only place open that late at night.

The next morning, we were finally able to witness the true beauty that is Niagara Falls.  Regardless of our location at the park, the scenery was continuously breathtaking.  We even got the chance to take the Cave of Winds Tour, which allowed us to view the falls from the bottom up.  If you ever go to Niagara, this is one attraction you should not pass up.

After our morning at the falls, we drove back down to Erie, Pennsylvania and stayed at theGeorge Carroll House.  (Can you tell we've become fans of the Bed and Breakfast option?)  We spent the next morning at Presque Isle State Park where you have an impressive view of Lake Erie.  It was really hard for me to comprehend the fact that this body of water was merely a lake and not an entire ocean.  The waves crashing on the shore were actually larger than the ones I saw at Gulf Shores back in June.

When the rain began to come down on us at Presque Isle, we decided to pack our belongings and make the next part of our drive down to Cleveland.  We arrived earlier than we had planned, so we spent a couple of hours touring downtown.  I would have loved to have been able to visit the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but we didn't have quite enough time for it before the Indians game.  The game at Progressive Field also proved to be much more entertaining than the blowout at Great American Ball Park a few days earlier.  I also found it extremely impressive to see just how hard Vladimir Guerrero can hit a baseball.

The game in Cleveland was almost the final part of our trip.  On our drive back to Nashville on Wednesday morning, we made a short detour to Covington, Kentucky to locate the childhood homes of my maternal grandparents.  It was rather fascinating to see these houses, and I took several pictures to pass on to them since my mother informed me that they hadn't seen them in a while.  (The Garmin really displayed its worth with this mission.)

I also must mention that I added New York and Pennsylvania to my collection of "State Rocks."

Now, I'll leave you with some pictures from our excursion.  Enjoy!



 
Great American Ball Park



Holding my "New York Rock" I pulled out of the Niagara River


A rainbow... Duh


View from the Observation Tower


View from the Cave of Winds Tour



Betty Clair on the Cave of Winds Tour


Presque Isle/Lake Erie

Progressive Field


Mama Lue's Childhood Home


Papa Bene's Childhood Home




Saturday, June 27, 2009

Cap & Trade

In case you missed it, what will easily be one of the most obtrusive and damaging bills in American history is making its way through Congress right now.  Commonly referred to as "Cap and Trade," this new program being proposed is a way to help limit carbon emissions by certain businesses in order to halt the harmful effects of global warming.  Examples of such harmful effects would include longer growing seasons and water skiing in October.

First of all, you have to accept the premise that global warming is actually real to even begin to think this is a good idea.  The way I see things, it would be like spending billions, no trillions, of dollars on equipment and traps to capture either unicorns or Bigfoot.  Since there is scant to no evidence at all supporting the existence of these two creatures, the science is about as solid as that boasting proof of global warming.

Secondly, there is this bogus claim from the president that this program will "create or save" more jobs than we will even know what to do with.  Unfortunately, data from every other source that researches this type of stuff (other than the White House) claims just the opposite.  Check out what The Heritage Foundation and The Wall Street Journal have to say.

I'm also still trying to figure out exactly how one measures a "saved" job, though.  I suppose if CVS is able to "save" may pharmacist position, all my gratitude should be directed toward the president and his global warming agenda since I didn't receive a pink slip that says "Polluted Too Much."

You would also think that since we are in "the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression," the last thing our fearless leaders would want to do is raise energy costs.  But, noooo.  Apparently, for the 9.4% of Americans who are unemployed, a sharp rise in their power bill or a tank of gas is a good thing.  They must be stupid not to see this!

Silly Americans.....


Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson

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or voting in the poll to the right.  I'm just curious what
others think... good, bad, or neutral.


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Organic Movement

Can someone please explain to me the whole appeal of the "Organic Movement?"  Is this trend really supposed to be a good thing?  I've been looking for some solid ideas supporting this movement for a while, but I still remain empty-handed.

Recently, I've seen everything from organic cleaning products to organic t-shirts.  Unfortunately, I can't find any proof that these things have any more to offer than "normal" products.

The typical defense of organic goods goes something like, "It is better for the environment since we aren't adding harmful chemicals to anything."  Seriously?  According to this argument, people also must have been much healthier 100 years ago when being "organic" was the only option.  Evidence supporting this idea is that the average life span back then was in the range of a whole 40 years... wait a minute... that doesn't make sense.

I'm also pretty sure that if you went to any third world county and offered the farmers nitrogen-based fertilizers instead of the manure they currently use, your gift would be welcomed with open arms and a smile.  First of all, it is proven to be more effective at yielding healthy crops.  Secondly, they wouldn't be relegated to frolicking in feces all day.  What's funny is that some folks here in America actually play with poop by choice... and all for the sake of labeling themselves "organic."  How noble!

From my own experience, I've seen no proof that organic food is any more appealing than its counterpart.  For example, Betty Clair and I have been eating a lot of strawberries lately.  The Kroger we frequent offers both organically grown and chemically-assisted strawberries.  When deciding between the half-size, half-rotten organic fruits or the plump, juicy, chemical-injected berries, the task of making a wise decision isn't really that difficult.

Furthermore, why are we teaching children that "going organic" is the most efficient and economically sound way to produce agriculture?  We might as well be instructing them that they can fly if they just flap their arms fast enough.  Surprisingly enough, this inane idea is also sponsored by the ironically omniscient Obama administration.

Just earlier this year, the ever-fashionable Michelle Obama assumed a personal role in planting an organic garden at the White House with local elementary school children to indoctrinate them of the benefits of organic gardening.  (Can't you tell how much she knows about farming by examining her wardrobe
selection for the event?  Designer boots sure do come in handy when wielding a rake.)  I would actually be offended if my child was being taught farming methods that produced inferior produce at a slower rate.  Wouldn't their time be better utilized if they were sitting in a classroom being taught chemistry and the benefits it has offered to agriculture?  Honestly, I believe getting rid of boll weevils and other pests is a more remarkable achievement than planting tomatoes and nurturing it with banana peels.  I suppose they are using children in this experiment since they are still naive enough to fall for the idea.


On a lighter note:  Betty Clair and I went to a Sounds game (minor league baseball) while her parents were visiting last weekend.  Before leaving the house, she informed me that she didn't like what I was wearing and suggested I wear a green shirt instead of the blue one I had put on already.  I found this a bit puzzling, but I decided to succumb to her request for the sake of maintaining peace in the family.  However, I became aware of her reasoning for requesting my clothing change after arriving at the game and discovering that the promotion for the night was "Going Green."  Betty Clair had full knowledge of this beforehand, and her only intention was to make me look like a silly, liberal hippie.  Shame on her!  Her mother was also in on the scheme.  So, shame on Mrs. Barton!